This is common in every season, even though the competition arguably gets MORE dangerous as the series continues. Regardless, they walk away with no injuries. In the very first episode of the series, the contestants have to jump off a tall cliff. Made of Iron: Every single contestant.Hormone-Addled Teenager: Detailing the Love Dodecahedrons between all 84 contestants could fill a small dictionary.Everyone Is Single: With the known exception of one camper, Sky, who'd wanted to break up with her boyfriend anyway, all of the contestants are single when they participate for the first time, which is perfect for creating romantic drama.Cast of Snowflakes: Almost every single character note with Identical Twins Amy and Samey as the exception has a unique design that leaves them easily recognizable even as a mere silhouette.Butt-Monkey: Pain and humiliation is the name of the game in Total Drama, and every contestant is bound to get their fill sooner or later.Animals Hate Him: It's practically tradition for the contestants to get attacked or mauled by wild animals, several times a season.And all of this is ignoring the fact that the hosts of the show are a shamelessly sadistic narcissist who only cares about milking his show for maximum ratings and drama and a Drill Sergeant Nasty Scary Black Man who cooks crappy food for the sole purpose of making everyone's lives as miserable as possible.The third generation contestants are a guy who talks only in Wacky Sound Effects, a LARPer who is convinced he is an actual wizard, a whiny Neat Freak who thinks he's the Only Sane Man, a song-obsessed teenage girl still in her Princess Phase, a farmboy who hopelessly falls in love with every girl he lays eyes on, a Gentle Giant Australian stereotype, a Crazy Survivalist obsessed with zombies, an obese pageant queen with a white trash upbringing, a self-declared evil genius who only manages to be a Harmless Villain, a bookworm whose polite facade hides a psychotic personality, an aspiring reality TV host whose personal hero is the narcissistic sociopath who runs the show, twin cheerleaders who do nothing but bicker with each other, and a Passionate Sports Girl so focused with winning the competition that she was willing to throw away the boy who liked her without second thought.The second generation contestants are a Creepy Child implied to have supernatural powers, a hipster who Apologizes a Lot, a kid with Split Personalities, a military cadet who's a big softie at heart, a hillbilly with Chronic Backstabbing Disorder, a Jerk Jock so stupid he can't identify others' genders, a super-genius who never talks, a genius Bubble Boy, an overweight gamer geek, a Joisey stereotype obsessed with her hair and spray tan, a compulsive liar who never shuts up, a tomboy who treats everyone around her as expendable fodder, and the most massive Attention Whore to have ever starred on reality TV.And then Season 3 adds the ultimate Loony Fan and a ridiculously suave and talented Latin Lover to the mix. ![]() The first season's cast of contestants are a ruthlessly backstabbing Alpha Bitch, a card-carrying juvenile delinquent, a perfectionist Competition Freak Go-Getter Girl, a big fat gasshole, an impossibly stupid Brainless Beauty, a wimpy Mama's Boy built like a brickhouse, a dimwitted party animal, an Iron Butt Monkey guitarist, a Granola Girl who's more coordinated on water than on land, an over-the-top Sassy Black Woman stereotype, a Perky Goth who considers herself the Only Sane Man, an Ax-Crazy Cloud Cuckoolander, a hopelessly dweeby Casanova Wannabe, an awkward geek well-versed in unique skills, the snarkiest and most pessimistic teenager since Daria Morgendorffer, a klutzy Dumb Jock, a homely geek who's Not Good with People, a ridiculously handsome supermodel, a butch Jerk Jock with a Hair-Trigger Temper, two absurdly close Heterosexual Life-Partners, and a hopelessly clueless homeschooled kid. ![]()
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